Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Shayyari

http://er.anandkumar.googlepages.com
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Arz Kiya hai.....
Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only hain...
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My PC's brain has 2 halves, the left and the right.......
The left has nothing Right in it and The right has nothing Left in it
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Anand Kumar Singh

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think u r a great shayyar.

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