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Dream Hope Love and Smile

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Dream ...........makes all things possible Hope ..............makes all things work Love ...............makes all things beautiful Smile ................makes all above work possible Dream... And as you dream, Remember... That only you can make Your dreams come true. Reach... And as you reach, Remember that... Success takes time, Devotion, And sometimes a little Disappointment. Believe... And as you believe, You will find Reaching gets easier, Setbacks get More manageable, Life becomes More meaningful. There's a wonderful dream Waiting just for you... Have a Great Day Ahead!

Rules for love

Rules for love # Never allow your partner or yourself to denigrate the other. # You must have personal respect and consideration for yourself. # Everyone deserves respect and love, but you can't expect to get it unless you give it. # If you allow your partner to disparage you, expect to hear other damaging words. # Whatever you are willing to accept is exactly what you're going to get. # Be compassionate, understanding, forgiving and merciful. # Patience, kindness, consideration and thoughtfulness can never be in short demand. # Never let a person use names or words to hurt or degrade you or your partner. # Vow to protect yourself from thoughtless, rude, mean or punishing behavior. # If destructive words are being used, for whatever the reason, it must Stop. If not, a relationship can't survive. # Once you've reacted you can then be proactive. # A controlled mouth shows a controlled mind. # Use words for empowerment, encouragement and positive recognition. # Ask for res...

Things to do to in order to remove stress and irritation

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Things to do to in order to remove stress and irritation Stress and irritation can be caused by a wide range of things and can be different for different people. When you notice something that distracts or annoys you try to sort it out straightaway or at least plan a time to get it fixed - otherwise it will continue to aggravate you. A lot of stress and irritation is occurs at a subliminal level - you may not notice things consciously or may have put annoyances out of your mind. But that doesn't mean they are not affecting you. Your internal systems are always alert to possible dangers and changes around you. Many of the basic placement rules of feng shui stem from just this understanding. Removing the irritation of bad design makes you more relaxed and open to creativity. Things to do * Make sure you can see doors and windows from where you sit * In a busy office avoid being near entrances unless it's your job to greet people - otherwise you will be distracted whenever someone...

Motivation

One of the important aspects in our life is motivation; we tend to loose our energy for many reasons quickly. Lack of energy diminishes efficiency, affects productivity, creates frustration, develops stress, makes you short temper and ends up with depression; all these affect both personal & profess. One of the important aspects in our life is motivation; we tend to loose our energy for many reasons quickly. Lack of energy diminishes efficiency, affects productivity, creates frustration, develops stress, makes you short temper and ends up with depression; all these affect both personal & professional life. So, what is motivation? Motivation is a force which drives character to overcome conflicts or is a set of forces that cause people to behave in a certain way. Why Motivation? I’ve specified answer for this in the start of the article, anyway we need to be motivated to consistently perform well at work, develop a better relationship with parents, siblings, friends, wife etc. ...

Women's Guide to Men

Men are what women marry. Most have two arms, two legs, a large ego and sometimes two wives. They can be divided into three categories :- 1 - Bachelors 2 - Husbands and 3 - Widowers Each category can be subdivided into:- -> Prizes -> Surprises -> Consolations and -> Dead losses the last group being the most common If you flatter them, they get frightened, if you don't, they get bored. If you allow them to make love to you in the beginning, they get bored with you in the end. If you don't allow them to make love to you, they get bored in the beginning. If you argue with them, you will lose your charm. If you don't argue with them, they will stop trying to charm you. If you are outgoing and popular with other men, they think you are a tart. If you are not an extrovert they ignore you. Finally, to kiss a man, you must be prepared to kiss a rum scented brillo pad used to clean ashtrays.

Making of a good Ethical Hacker

This post contains a bunch of definitions of the term ‘hacker’, most having to do with technical adeptness and a delight in solving problems and overcoming limits. If you want to know how to become a hacker, though, only two are really relevant. What is a Hacker ? There is a community, a shared culture, of expert programmers and networking wizards that traces its history back through decades to the first time-sharing minicomputers and the earliest ARPAnet experiments. The members of this culture originated the term ‘hacker’. Hackers built the Internet. Hackers made the Unix operating system what it is today. Hackers run Usenet. Hackers make the World Wide Web work. If you are part of this culture, if you have contributed to it and other people in it know who you are and call you a hacker, you're a hacker. The hacker mind-set is not confined to this software-hacker culture. There are people who apply the hacker attitude to other things, like electronics or music — actually, you can ...

Expose Your Ignorance

"Tomorrow I need to look stupider and feel better about it. This staying quiet and trying to guess what's going on isn't working so well." Jake Scruggs during the early days of his apprenticeship at Object Mentor Context: The people who are paying you to be a software developer are depending on you to know what you're doing. Problem: People need confidence that you can deliver, yet you are unfamiliar with the required technologies. Solution: Show the people who are depending on you that delivering software is a learning process. Let them see you grow. The need to appear competent is ingrained into the people of most industrialized societies. What's more, these societies are increasingly dependent on your competency as software creeps ever-deeper into our everyday lives. Yet because of your inexperience you have many zones of ignorance. You are in a bind. The people around you are under tremendous pressure to deliver software: your manager, your client, your c...

The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam's Speech in Hyderabad

Why is the media here so negative? Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why? We are the first in milk production. We are number one in Remote sensing satellites. We are the second largest producer of wheat. We are the second largest producer of rice. Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The...
Hindi: A Kya Bolti Tu A Kya Mai Bolu Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala Kya karu Ake mai Khandala Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ? English : Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We'll roam, we'l

Aati kya khandala in various languages

Hindi: A Kya Bolti Tu A Kya Mai Bolu Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala Kya karu Ake mai Khandala Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ? English : Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak, baby,what else? Sanskrit : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyami? Punjabi : A ! ke boldi tu; A ke mein bolan; Sunh Sunha Chaldi khandala Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj Karenge, Aur Ki ? Gujarati : Aye shun bole tu? Aye hun shun bolu? Sambhal Sambhlaav Aave chey su khandaalaa? Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa? Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun, beeju shun? Marathi Aye kaai...

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